Hey man! Thanks for the invite to your house. I know you have OCD about people not touching your walls but I forgot to mention that I kind of have a mild level OOCD (orthogonal obsessive compulsive disorder) which is a rare but strange psychological condition in which, if I know what someone with OCD is bothered by, then I experience uncontrollable urges to do just that. It is uncontrollable, my muscles will physically convulse, and is extremely painful to resist. If an OCD patient says don't walk on lines, then I'll have an urge to walk all over the lines, even if it is a line of people at the grocery store, and if they say no color yellow, I get my most yellowest shirt and pant and if it is cold outside, jacket, and won't drink any water and will pee all over everything to make the entire room yellow, and if they have to lock the door 3 times, I will cut off their hand after the second time. So please forgive me if I end up drifting towards the wall, especially when I'm telling a story so please just stop me if I ever start telling what sounds like a story. Thanks for your understanding, and what color paint should I buy for your walls?
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The benefits of the 3 primary ingredients in the drink Amma used to make whenever my sister and I got sick as a child. I mean, when either of us got sick. We are not the same child.
Ginger: Nauseau, pain, inflammation. It reduces these. Not increases them! Lemon: Strong heart, lose weight, kidney stones, anemia, less cancer, more digestion! Honey: Tastes good, Is sweet, maybe improves allergies, people will like you! Buy it. It's great! It will be called Amma's Elixir. |
AuthorPandavilli is such a serious person. God he is serious. It is irritating. Annoying even. He likes okra and throwing objects through rings while people try to stop him. Archives
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