I haven't been having too many dreams lately, but I just did last night. Apparently I was staying at Hemadri Uncle's house and had just rebooked a flight but didn't know what time for. I was subbing that day, got done and ran super fast in the dark and rain through narrow alleys as speeding parents drove through stop signs barely missing me. Everything was super fast. I got to the door which was in what seemed like an upscale alley in India. Brown clay pots or whatever. Some guy riding a skateboard with his dog on a nearly horizontal thick branch. I went inside, having a roach in my hand, and entered the unlocked house which maybe I was a guest in, and went into the pantry, while checking my flight time. 6:30! It was 4:46 at the time. Then I heard the door and Hemadri uncle walked in, got startled and spilled his Sprite then started smiling and shaking himself. "Sorry uncle! gotta run!" I said, grabbing all my things from the bathroom in a hefty mess. I got in the car, realizing that I would need to park it somewhere before the flight. My dad calls while driving and he asks about some credit card charge from the hotel for a tv quiz show. I tell him yes I played that twice and he says in a frantic disapproving voice that it was 33 dollars each time. I ask him nicely to calm down and that I'll take care of it. I drive to the airport, not knowing what I did with the car I was driving. I was going to enlist the help of some Indian fobs. I go to some customer service counter at the airport to inquire about the expensive tv quiz show and before I can finish my overly kindly asked question, she cuts me off and points behind her "Yes yes it's 33 DOLLARS! We cannot refund you sorry." I start calmly "This is a grossly overpriced service, which I'll pay for this time," and raising my voice "but this bitch over here didn't have to be such a rude cunt about it." I threw a pencil behind the counter at the back wall thing. She threw a chocolate at me. I threw a chocolate back. She held out her hand with piece of chocolate like she wanted to make a truce. I got closer and she moved her hand back but not before I could get a hold of her hand and the chocolate. We pulled at each other and we're face to face. She had sort of an intimidating angry but sensual look. We looked at each other and I whispered. Let's just make out. And we started kissing. The end.
11/12/19
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AuthorPandavilli is such a serious person. God he is serious. It is irritating. Annoying even. He likes okra and throwing objects through rings while people try to stop him. Archives
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